Alternative golfing terms
August 26th, 2010 by Doogs
Here’s a few alternative golfing terms to use out on the course.
- A Diegio Maradonna – a very nasty five footer
- A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
- A Rock Hudson – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
- A Cuban – needs one more revolution
- An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
- An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
- A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand
- A Kate Winslett – a bit fat but otherwise perfect
- A Kate Moss – bit thin
- A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
- A Rodney King – over-clubbed
- An O. J. Simpson – got away with it
- A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
- A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver
- A Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
- An elephant’s arse – high and sh*tty
- A condom – safe but didn’t feel real good
- A circus tent – a BIG top
- An Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
- A Vinnie Jones – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it
- A Ryanair – flies well but lands a long way from the target
- A sister-in-law – up there but I know that I shouldn’t be
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